Ok, I know I had a great party in the Basement Dwellers Club, but where is the dang magnet that attracted all the birds to MY truck?? There are some BIG splatters of bird-doo in a bunch of spots! I didn't park next to any trees or buildings! There are no scratch marks from their feet. But, dagnabit, where is the magnet located so I can REMOVE it and stop having to wash my truck so much?

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2000 F150 XLT S/C, V6, 5 Speed (Is there any other way?!) Power everything, CD, Capt chrs, 3.55 axle, etc...





[This message has been edited by Claudia (edited 04-10-2000).]

 

that must be the same one that attracts everyone's doors to mine to scratch the paint!!!

 

Claudia,
It must be something with the clear coat or the pigments in the paint. It seems everytime I wash my truck, it's like the birds are swarming to see which ones will be the first to hit it. When it's dirty, they're no where to be found.

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Y2K F150 XLT SC SB 4.6 V8 standard, 3.55 LS,RED!,
K&N FIPK, Superchips, Gibson Swept Side Exhaust,

Fumoto Oil Drain Plug, Added extra leaf to rear spring,
Jeraco Deluxe High-Rise Cap, Duraliner, Clear corner lenses, Super White head lights, Ventvisor, 2 Century NextStep Child Car Seats,

F150Online sticker on rear window

Previous Ford Trucks '84 F150, '87 Ranger
NEW JERSEY the GARDEN STATE

 

Boy thats true! What about the rain clouds that suddenly appear after me washing my truck!!


D'OH!!

 

Well I don't know how to make them go away but...
If you want to mess with some one, spread popcorn or bread around their vehicle and make sure you're NOT parked nearby.
Then get ready for a show:
Scene 1 "The Birds"
Scene 2 "the Victum's face"

 

I noticed the more i shined my black truck, the quicker the birds would seek it out and defile it. one day after 3 or 4 coats of Zaino polish, i had it looking like a mirror. that's just what they were waiting for. they landed on it and seemed to be looking at themselves in the mirror, jumping around, admiring themselves in the paint and the glass. i quickly pushed the panic button on my key to honk the horn and get them off my paint. apparently the panic button caused a panic. as they fled the scene of the crime, they treated my truck as it belonged to Mel Brooks himself, as it resembled a shortbed zebra by the time i could sprint over there to run them off.

Damn, this was my 1000th post and i wasted it on bird*****

 

I hate those damn berries!!!

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2000 White sport
4.2l V6 5spd
K&N filter
Superchip
Single in dual out 40 series Flomaster

As soon as i can afford it: Airaid FIPK

 

I agree,the sooner the truck is washed and waxed,down come the droppings.My wife wants me to put a couple of bird feeders out in the trees.What a great concept,not only do I have to clean it,but I am suppose to supply the materials for the manufacturing as well.Dang birds,they can go hungry for all I care!!

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2000 F-150,4x2,supercab,4.2,5 speed,Amazon Green.

Current Mods:
K&N Filter
Pendaliner
Tinted Windows
Lund Bugdeflector

Future mods:
Step Rails
Soft "snapless" Tonneau
Superchip

Oh and these aren't in any particular order...

 

Thats why I bought a white truck!

Claudia,
I love those little smiley faces jumping rope.

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2000 White sport
4.2l V6 5spd
K&N filter
Superchip
Single in dual out 40 series Flomaster

As soon as i can afford it: Airaid FIPK

 

For white trucks, use berries!