Why do cars carry shipments, and ships carry cargo?

Why do your feet smell and your nose run?

Why is abbrieviation such a long word?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

Did anyone know that the Black line around any given speed limit posted on speed limit signs stands for optional.

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TRUCK
2000 F150 Sport XLT 4.2L V6 Bright Red Flareside S/C. CD Player.

MODS
Code Alarm Surestart LX, K&N Filter. Flowmaster 50 series dual exhaust with 3.5" chrome tips, Superchip

 

Nah, Im always being a leadfoot.

Another observation

 

Some more

• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
• Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
• Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
• When two airplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
• If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to se it, do the other trees make fun of it?
• If it's 0* outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Can anyone find one thing wrong with this post below the line below?
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[This message has been edited by Raoul (edited 12-05-1954).]

[This message has been edited by fast46triton (edited 02-21-2000).]

 

2+2=4 and 2x2=4,

Same solution, just a different point of view.

 

I don't get it!

[This message has been edited by notsofast46triton (edited 12-07-1941).]



[This message has been edited by Raoul (edited 02-21-2000).]

 

The tires that grip the worst last the longest.

 

Very Funny, RAOULINA!

 

Some of you are sounding like you're fans of George Carlin and his "Carlinisms."


Why is it that wrong numbers are never busy?

 

Why arn't there any fast 4.6L's in Fast46tritonVille?

 

Pastmaster,

Thats because Dunbarton wanted to take my place when I had to take a vacation.

 

10 hot dogs per pack and 8 buns per pack

 

Neither do I.

[This message has been edited by Raoulina (edited 06-29-1969).]

[This message has been edited by fast46triton (edited 02-22-2000).]

 

I'm looking for a 2000 model F150 to race. Preferably with a 4.6 liter but, it must be fast! Not only that but, the driver must be able to 'talk the talk'. Meaning that though the race may be months away, we must be able to bait each other here until everyone else is totally annoyed. All applications considered.

If the money is right I'll even let you win.

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99 Lariat Normal Cab 2WD 120"WB 5.4 3.55LS, Tow,
Dark Toreador/Gold, Line-X
raoul_oba@hotmail.com
F150's of Virginia
Just cause we're from Virginia don't mean we're(well, you know)

 

Why isn't "phonetics" spelled ... well, phonetically?

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1999 Lariat Super Cab, S.B. 5.4L, 3.55 LS
and everything but the leaky slider window.
Bright red w/ gold 2-tone, Leather Captain's Chairs
Mods: Duraliner bedliner, Bugflector II, Hide-a-hooks.
& a leeetle chrome tip on the exhaust.