When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days, try this.

On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by *Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.

Open the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will
not become chipped or broken. Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read it you will notice in small print the statement that *every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested.

Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am SO GLAD that I do not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."


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[This message has been edited by Andthensometoo (edited 02-22-2000).]

 

how big 'round is that thermometer anyway?

Tom in Tacoma

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That was a very good point!!!!!!

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ROTFLMAO but on second thought, maybe that's not such a good idea!! How about ROTFcrying-my-eyes-out instead???

 

ATST,

First I have to be capable of finding my butt with both hands......

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I would like to TAKE said thermometer with me to school tomorrow, especially for my precious 6th period government class (I'm the sub, they hate me, and I hate them). Maybe I could just lay it on my desk and every time some smart-mouthed teenager comes up to me I could smile sweetly and say, "You don't look well. Do you have a temperature?"

Tam

 

"First I have to be capable of finding my butt with both hands......"

Dun....Ummmmm at NO time did I say to find (or touch) your butt!