i was looking at 09s yesterday. I think they went too far with the ugly assed tailgate.

 

There was this guy that went into a bar.
He said to the bartender, "I can sing through my A**hole."
Bartender said "No way. Free drinks on the house if you can"
The guy hops up on the counter, drops his pants and takes a big ole dump"
The bartender says, "What the **** are you doing?"
The guy say "Every good singer has to clear his throat"

 

just be glad the Dr didn't wave both hands in front of your face 1/2 way thru and say "look no hands"

 

funny but wrong in so many ways

 

I'm affraid the next person he saw he'd say "
Look Ma, No Teeth"

 

I know, cory...just razzin' ya.

 

As I read this, I am reminded of the difference between a man's friends and a woman's friends;
A woman stays out all night. When she returns in the morning, her husband asks where she's been. She replied that she went out with a girlfriend and stayed over at her house after too much drinking. The husband calls 10 of his wife's friends. All 10 say they were not with her last night. 2 of them admit they have not seen or heard from his wife in over 6 months.
A man stays out all night. Upon his return in the morning, his wife asks him where he's been. He says he went out with his buddy. After too much drinking, he stayed over at his buddy's house. His wife calls 10 of his closest friends to confirm the story. All 10 say they were with him the night before and 2 of them claim he's still there...

 

As long as you weren't singning show tunes

Tumba didn't you get the memo? They're now every 3 months Something to look forward to.

After the singing did he break out those smokes?

 

I've been thinking about this thread recently, and I've decided that yall are more like the little demon on my shoulder. Making me want to spend/spend my money on my truck. Its like an addiction

 

3 months
I actually don't go at all. I's just adden tho the gd post count

 

It's an oldie but a goodie.

 

that's a problem??

 

Please don't die of embarrassment. :o

I hate to go but not going can cause a quick and painful death.

I have been avoiding it the last 3 years. It incapacitates me for a week.

 

Don't forget ***** and sometimes music.

 

Good point. - Og