GMC = Got Mechanic Coming.

Some of ya'll might have heard it before, but I hadn't. That's the first time I fell out of a chair laughing in my life (and the scary part is: I was sober!)

Racing is for crazy people, that's why they call me......

The Wyldman

 

I hadnt heard that one either thanks for the Ammo

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TRUCK
2000 F150 Sport XLT 4.2L V6 Bright Red Flareside S/C. CD Player.

MODS
Code Alarm Surestart LX, K&N Filter. Plan to do alot of mods in the future

 

GMC= Gay Mens Club......

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98 F-150,4x4, 5.4L,Lariat,Ext. Cab, Gibson Cat-Back, Airaid (FIPK), Bulldog(Better Built) Stainless Nerf Bars, Soft Top bed Cover, Duraliner,Captains Chairs,Off Road Package, Superchip,3.55 rear,every option you could get except for the towing package....... http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Breakers/6817
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BMW: Big Money Waste

Buick: Big Ugly Import Car Killer

Chevrolet: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

Dodge: Drops Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

Ford: First On Race Day

GMC: Generally Mediocre Cars

Pontiac: Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Cadillac

SAAB: Swedish Automobile, Always Broken

Toyota: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto



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Fast46Triton ®

1999 Fast46triton Edition® Ford F150 XLT Supercab, Shortbed, 4x2, 4 wheel disc brakes/4 wheel Anti-Lock Brakes, Cloth Seats, Amazon green, 16" All season tires, Soft Tonneau Cover, CD Player, 4.6 liter Triton V8, 3:55 ls, towing package, 4 speed auto, K&N Airfilter

 

Our 92 chevy, actually does have herendus valve rattle, when its cold.

 

VW vomit wagen

 

BSA
Bastard Stopped Again
(that's for all of the scooter trash out there)

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Well I always heard FIAT stood for

Fix It Again Tony...

(no offence to my fourth son Tony lol)

 

Nah, FORD is First On Race Day, always ;-)

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Chuck 'Wyldman' Shelton
wyldman@houston.rr.com
Black 99.5 Lightning Build # 1273, DOB 5-14-99, NLOC #315
Best run to date 12.857 @103.48
CD Changer; Tow Pkg.; Lojack; Sal's custom nitrous chip; G-Tech/Pro; SnugLid; BedRug; Invinca-Shield, full kit; NOS KIT 100 hp shot (currently); Clear and smoke Lexan fog light covers; 3M Ti Window Tint; Bel radar detector (shouldn't be an accessory); PowerStack cone filter (a.k.a. supercharger waker upper); American Auto Designs ram air hood; Cal-Tracs traction bars; Bassani headers;Goodrich T/A Drag Radials; Muth Signal Mirrors, inbound

 

I've never found a Ford on the road dead, if it was a nice one, I would claim it, and fix er up

 

Saw a Chevy once or twice... Didn't bother fixing it up - didn't even stop

 

Once or twice? Dont ya mean every time you go down the highway? They do have heated tailgates, so you can keep your hands warm pushing it to a mechanic, and he can *try* to fix it.

 

My Chevy Father-in-law says FORD is:
Found On Road, Dead.

But what does he know???

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1999 F-250 XLT Super Duty Crew Cab Long Bed
V-10, Automatic 4R100, 4.30 Limited Slip.
GVW = 6700# Towing Capacity = 13,300#
4 Wheel ABS disks + Reese 15K hitch
Dark Hunter Green. Ford Running Boards.
Grey Rhino-Liner. Captain's Chairs. CD+Tape
Polished Stainless Steel Wheel-well Molding http://members.home.net/jchartier/jnctrk.html