An eskimo is driving along on his snow mobile and it starts playing up. So he takes it to a snow mobile mechanic. The mechanic has a look at it andsays come back in an hour. An hour later the eskimo goes back and asks if the snow mobile mechanic knows what the problem is. The mechanic says "I think you've blown a seal, mate"
To which the eskimo replies "No, its just a bit of frost on my moustache"

 

LOL ATST!

 

Just a few more thoughts that have been messing my mind lately (I'm very deep):

Why is the person investing all your money called a broker?

If a piano player is called a pianist, why isn't a race-car driver called a racist?

If "I am." is the shortest sentence in the English language, why is "I do." the longest?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, why aren't cowboys deranged and dry cleaners depressed?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If you spin an Oriental man around several times, does he become disoriented?

If horrific means to make horrible, why doesn't terrific mean to make terrible?

If somebody asks you "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in, what happened to the other cent?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? WHAT DOES IT SAY?

Just asking...

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Black 2000 SC XLT short-box. 4.2 V-6, 5-speed, 3.55 Limited Slip. Side steps, CD, remote entry, FORD box liner. Add-ons: Older Windstar driver's side wiper blade (with the air scoop, because I don't slow down when it rains), back-up beeper, "f150online.com" sticker and snazzy Tweetie Bird floor mats.

My third F-series: '73 F-100, '98 F-150 and '00 F-150. Great trucks!




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ATST: That pic with the Aussie and the sheep reminded me: What's the difference between a Rolling Stones song and what Scotsmen say?

A Rolling Stones song is "Hey, you. Get off of my cloud." What Scotsmen say is "Hey, McLeod. Get off of my ewe."

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Black 2000 SC XLT short-box. 4.2 V-6, 5-speed, 3.55 Limited Slip. Side steps, CD, remote entry, FORD box liner. Add-ons: Older Windstar driver's side wiper blade (with the air scoop, because I don't slow down when it rains), back-up beeper, "f150online.com" sticker and snazzy Tweetie Bird floor mats.

My third F-series: '73 F-100, '98 F-150 and '00 F-150. Great trucks!




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You know your in an West Virginia hotel when you call the
front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the
person at the front desk says "go ahead."