No need to apologize! My mom nor dad hid the keys. Its my dads truck anyways! I just love that truck! And my dad's previous trucks. Ive been into cars since I was a little "popcorn fart". When I was 9 or 10 I knew every little spec of every car. My dad and I would cruise down the road and he would point out a car and he would say HOW MUCH HORSEPOWER? I would know it every time!

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Fast46Triton


1999 Ford F150 XLT Supercab, Shortbed, 4x2, 4 wheel disc brakes/4 wheel Anti-Lock Brakes, Cloth Seats, Amazon green, 16" All season tires, Soft Tonneau Cover, CD Player, 4.6 liter Triton V8, 3:55 ls, towing package, 4 speed auto, K&N Airfilter
Future Mods:
1)Superchip
2)Airbox Mod
3)Flowmaster Exhaust

Estimated Quarter Mile Time by the use of a calculator and websites:
ET: 16.7 Trap Speed: 83-84mph

Fast46Triton

Speed kills. Drive a Silverado or Ram and live forever!

 

Fast46Triton:

Thank Goodness you are not an orphan!
I did worry about who could take away your keys!

OK, like I said, finish school with super grades and then you can buy your Dad a Lightning. Sort of a reverse graduation present.

Keep 'em coming kid.

Bill
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Bill Murray
60 going on 17 w/my:
99.5 White Lightning
Summit Racing Decal
G-Tech Performance Meter. Superchip at last!

 

A word of caution for the gym:
one day I was at the "butterfly machine" that faces the mirror and behind me on the "decline bench press" this guy is wearing those loose legged running shorts. Not only was "he" hanging out, but everytime he lifted, "it" wiggled! I was laughing so hard, I couldn't hardly move the weight and had to move to an other section of the gym, so he wouldn't see me laughing. I quit early that day! I still laugh when I think about it! Maybe you guys should wear the "tighties" under those loose ones when working out. And if you hear someone laughing....

 

never whities, but always tighties. my boys gotta have a home.

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'99 F-150 XL 4x4 Sport Silver V6 5spd LS 120wb SS 60/40 ConvGrp Hooks Skids A/C AeroCover LouisvilleSlugger TweetieBirdAirFreshener

 

Bill,

Would All "A's" and 1 "b" be good?
though so!

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Fast46Triton


1999 Ford F150 XLT Supercab, Shortbed, 4x2, 4 wheel disc brakes/4 wheel Anti-Lock Brakes, Cloth Seats, Amazon green, 16" All season tires, Soft Tonneau Cover, CD Player, 4.6 liter Triton V8, 3:55 ls, towing package, 4 speed auto, K&N Airfilter
Future Mods:
1)Superchip
2)Airbox Mod
3)Flowmaster Exhaust

Estimated Quarter Mile Time by the use of a calculator and websites:
ET: 16.7 Trap Speed: 83-84mph

Fast46Triton

Speed kills. Drive a Silverado or Ram and live forever!

 

Well, I do have a special pair of boxers I wear on Saturday nights. These boxers aren't stock. For that deep rumble I added a flowmaster with pipes out the side(just like the Lightning). The boxers also have a spray-in liner, tow package and a 6 disk CD changer(I giggle whenever I change CD's). I have a Lund wrap-around bug deflector on the front. I'm considering a lift kit but, concerned it may affect my handling.
This pair of shorts already turns heads at the Mall but, I always wonder, are they admiring me or the signal mirrors.

Hey, who needs a truck anyways?

 

Raoul, LMAO on that one. After getting back into my chair, and wipeing the tears from my eyes, I could type my reply. Prefer the tight boxer style myself
Jeff

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1999 F150 Lariat
Reg cab Short box Styleside
5.4L 3.55ls
Deep Wedgwood Blue/Silver
Lund Interceptor hood shield, VentVisors, Class III hitch, Ford molded mud guards, soft tonneau, factory CD with changer (thanks Dusty), tinted windows

 

Jeff, I think these are supposed to be tight boxers but, they won't stay up without suspenders. I was contacted by Superchips. They offered me a free chip if I would bring the shorts down to their facility for testing. I just don't like the idea of having professional test buns in the shorts and I don't think I could take two days of being strapped to a dyno.

A chip isn't necessary anyway, as the ladies tell me I'm already rated at one horsepower.

 

Hehe, a classic. Almost. Lets get some more replies.

 

Boxers!!!!!!! Large and loose!!!!!

Being confined is not for me.

Thanks for bringing this one back up. I've just realized what kinda of person I am to respond to this topic.

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99 4x4 XLT supercab 5.4L Flareside, Deep Wedgewood Blue/Med. Graphite w/Captain Chairs, Pioneer DEP-4000, Tint, K&N, Bedliner, 3" Catback w/3 Chamber Flowmaster, 285/75/16 BFG A/T on American Racing Python wheels, Stull Billet Grill

'00 Expedition, Silver w/Dark graphite, 5.4l and some other stuff. All in all she'll stay stock.

 

Well...I can't be confined. I need to keep it covered...I guess boxers is good!

 

Whitie tighties for me....don't want the risk of racking the boys on the seat of the quad!!

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99 F-150,XLT, Silver, 2WD, 4.2L, 5spd, RegCab, Shrt WB, Styleside.
Current Mods:Billet grille, Line-X bedliner, 5%window tint all the way around, Alpine CD w/2 MTX Subs & Rockford Fosgate 250w amp. K&N Airfilter. Glasspac w/dual exhaust exits out the back. Blue Ion Headlights.
Future Mods: Superchip, driving lights, & a custom paint job

 

If I do jumping jacks in cardio training, I need whitie tighies because the 'boys' jump around!

 

For normal people the boys are actually a boy(x) and a girl(y). See I did learn something in SEx ed.!!!!

 

gotta go with the boxers.....
much more sexier than the briefs.
(sorry, I just now found this topic)