There's a Wendy's & KFC next to each other here in town, and at the drive thru, a mouse appeared running outside the building....he dropped out of a pipe at the side of the building! The Wendy's attendant said, "Oh, that's OK, that pipe goes to KFC, next door"...
Ya know, mice have bones, too.. and no feathers, either..Maybee their little mouse breasts are surgically augmented... it's probably CHEAPER than cloning near-chickens.

 

Raoul: You won't find any left wings and a$$holes on the Ford assembly line, I bet.

Better than KFC are those McDonald's wormburgers. Now, those were great!

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Black 2000 SC XLT short-box. 4.2 V-6, 5-speed, 3.55 Limited Slip. Side steps, CD, remote entry, FORD box liner. Add-ons: Older Windstar driver's side wiper blade (with the air scoop, because I don't slow down when it rains), back-up beeper, "f150online.com" sticker and snazzy Tweetie Bird floor mats.

My third F-series: '73 F-100, '98 F-150 and '00 F-150. Great trucks!

 

Bazil1.....ROFLMAO!!! Now I have a REASON for never eating at Wendy's OR KFC.....before, it was just a hunch...

Tam

 

KFC still uses real chickens - that's why there are all those bones after you've gnawed the meat off them. (You are LEAVING the bones, aren't you?)
The Taco Bell Chalupa is made from small dogs. I know because my cat loves them
I won't even go into what Pizza Hut puts in their "Special" topping...
Enjoy