Avoid your retirement party at all costs... It may save your life!
This poor guy has some kind of crappy luck. His co workers throw him a retirement party where they decide to toss him up into the air; you know like he just won the big game. Problem is, they didn't catch him...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081216/od_nm/us_party
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081216/od_nm/us_party


