Like I said, doubt I would do it. Too many other seemingly important things to do in life...
Plus I don't feel like getting beat.

 

I was just talking about this yesterday. My jeep had a windshield wiper and sprayer for the back window. I rarely used it, so I disabled it for a while. I disconnected the hose for the sprayer and made it shoot at a higher pressure straight back. It was like a mini water gun. I would wait for people to walk behind it, or cars to get too close. It was fun for quite a while. It shot about 15 feet back.

 

There is a green ford explorer here in Austin that did that, and it got me thinking alot about it. How I would do it if my wife would allow me to, would be to goto a junk yard, get a windshield washer pump and resivoir and the nozzle, the whole system, and mount that up so it sprays backwards.

I would also do a mixture of babyoil and water. It wouldn't ruin the paint, but it would make it hard as heck to wipe off the window. they would have to pull off the road till it got clean!!

Stupid wife. Just needs to let me do this !

 

Wife allow you to???????


god you guys are pathetic, letting your wives run your lives, make you sell your toys, etc. . . psshhh

 

My ex-girlfriend's family had a jeep cherokee that when at a stop, the rear wiper system would squirt a stream backwards but if it was driving down the road normal, for some reason it would spray the back window like it was supposed to and fan the washer fluid out. Fun at stoplights anyway. Especially if a pedestrian walked behind your car to cross the street. Never figured out why it did that. Never cared. Sometimes you just have to except things and enjoy them for what they are.

 

When I was in Auto Tech in high school we were working on my principals truck one day and I got the idea to reroute his washer fluid. After a little while of rigging I routed through the dash up the side trim towards the roof and out to were it would hit him dead in the face (yeah I was young and dumb) Well after we got done working on it we called him to class to check out the work we were supposed to do in the first place. Well I told him to hop in and check the washer fluid cause we had been having problems with it, he hops in and presses the button, soaks his face and nice shirt and tie!! haha I thought I was gonna get expelled!!