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Old Nov 23, 1999 | 05:58 PM
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Cool Mastercard Joke

If some of you view the human body as something nasty then don't click. Otherwise enjoy.
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Old Nov 23, 1999 | 06:03 PM
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HA HA HA HA HA

HE HE HE HE HE

HO HO HO HO HO

HOLY COW! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST DAMN THING I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE!

HA HA HA
LOL
 
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Old Nov 23, 1999 | 06:06 PM
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Good one lol
 
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Old Nov 23, 1999 | 07:38 PM
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All right girls, you know what we have to do....
 
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Old Nov 23, 1999 | 08:19 PM
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I've seen that before, but it's still great.

Andthensometoo, is that a threat???
 
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Old Nov 24, 1999 | 10:58 AM
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Trying not to LOL!!!!!

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Old Nov 24, 1999 | 04:31 PM
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Mudder,

I think its a promise!
 
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Old Nov 24, 1999 | 04:45 PM
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I thought it was hilarious.

My wife wasn't so amused.
 
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Old Nov 24, 1999 | 07:46 PM
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GREAT! Very funny!
 
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Old Nov 26, 1999 | 01:53 PM
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I like this one:

"MasterCard Commercial"

Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00
Private dance and hotel room: $500.00

Sending her on her way and never having to listen to her bitching...

Priceless

There are some things in life money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.

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Old Nov 26, 1999 | 06:13 PM
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HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA

I JUST PISSED MY PANTS!

I LUV IT!
 
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Old Nov 26, 1999 | 07:28 PM
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There is a law on the books in Canada that states that you are in violation of the statute if you shoot a beaver you do not intend to eat. In other words, you must eat every beaver you shoot. Look it up.

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Old Nov 26, 1999 | 09:50 PM
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I'm movin' to Canada!

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