Like a wok,
I be cooking chinese food,
Like a wok,
I be doing what she do,
Like a wok,
I had the pedal to the flo,
Like a wok,
She just wouldn't do no moe,
Like a wok,
A Beetle passed me by,
Like a wok,
Sure look good in my stir-fry,
Like a wok,
Off the road and in I dug,
Like a wok,
Gone too far and pulled my plug,
Like a wok,
Now I'm wait'n for a toe,
Like a wok,
There's ten, in they go,
Like a wok,
Here come's a big Ford truck,
Like a wok,
Gonna get me outta this muck,
Like a wok,
Hooked up and gave a try,
Like a wok,
Only ripped off my bow-tie,
Like a wok,
So here I sit, wide and low,
Like a wok,
This is worse than goin' slow,
Like a wok,
Got some veggies from the curve,
Like a wok,
I had some customers to serve,
Like a wok,
I had accomplished quite a feat,
Like a wok,
Now there's a Burger King 'cross the street!
Like a wok.

(and that my children, is where chinese restaurants come from.)

 

lol By the way, are you related to that "wrabbit hunter"???

 

That was great, gotta show that to my dad.

 

Im browsing old threads and thought this was funny.
Back to the top it goes......

 

Which reminds me of an old joke.........

Quasimodo and Esmerelda are up in the Notre Dame bell tower and Esmerelda walks through the room carrying a huge Wok.
"Oh Good" says Quasi, "Chinese food for dinner, my favorite."
"No love", says Esmeraelda, "I'm just going to iron your shirts"

 

I'm begging you.
Don't dig up old threads from years ago.
That was just embarrassing.

I'm older now, more mature, more dignified, respected, admired.

I'm thinking of running for Office and this crap will kill me at the polls, you Swift Boat do-gooder!

 

Oh Lord


BTT

 

Don't worry. Your voter base isn't likely to be affected by anything in writing.










Good luck on the swing voters though.