A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker; “How much do you charge?”

“It starts at $500 for a hand-job,” replies the hooker.

“$500 dollars? For a hand-job?” says the guy “No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”

So the hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”

“Yes.”

“Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?”

“Yes.”

“And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?”

“Yes.”

“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”

The guy thinks to himself, “What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.” and accepts the hooker’s offer. They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realising that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?”

“$1,500″ says the hooker

“I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!” he says

The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, “OK Sign me up.”

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it, but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, “How much for some vaj?”

The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?”

“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”

“Nope,” says the hooker, “but I would if I had a vaj.”

 

 

LMAO props man!!!!!!

 

lol lol that was good.

 

Didn't see that one coming .

Wonder if this will get closed for not being PG13.

 

You know, I looked at it right after it was posted, and decided it was worded in such a way as being close to "no go" and then decided to let it remain, since it was delicately worded.

But, if you think it's not PG-13, maybe I should reconsider. It's comments such as your's that you seem to constantly have to make, that makes us think we should keep a tighter filter.

 

That was funny!

 

very surprised to still see this up this morning, i dont see how a joke about a hj's and bj's would pass a pg-13 filter but what ever

 

Sadly because 13 year olds are invloved with HJ's and BJ's these days....

 

Midget, in case you don't know, negatively critiqueing the moderating is a very good way to get a suspension. keep in mind that you have been given a reprieve and if you want to stay here, you need to not be an agitator. If you have something critical to say, I would suggest you PM it.

 

Constantly? Jeez, last time i made a comment was like weeks ago.

BTW, not fighting, but I recall stealth making comments like that a lot before he became a mod. Not agitating comments, but being surprised about threads being open, or saying that they should be closed etc etc. I don't make agitating comments against mods. Only ManualF150.

 

If that be the case, then I guess you could say Stealth saw the error of his ways and made amends, unlike a few others on here.

 

Carefull...Manualf150 will put you on his list.

 

That wad a good one.............

 

I guess he should have paid 250 to frisk the hooker first, poor guy!