The Flea and the Stewardess
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The Flea and the Stewardess
There's this real cool flea.
Every winter he goes down to South Beach for winter.
This one day while he was laying on the beach, he noticed this other flea walking down the beach beat to hell. The real cool flea says to him "Hey dude, what happened to you?".
The badly beaten and bruised flea replies," Oh man, this year I caught a ride on the front of a Peterbilt and it tore the living sh*t out of me"
The cool flea responds " Here's what you do man, I do it every year. You make your way to the airport. You go in to the ladies restroom. You wait for a good lookin' stewardess (I know, that's not politically correct, it's flight attendant) to come in, she sits down, you jump on, BAM!!! First class ride in style, I do it every year".
The less for the weary flea says"Cool, I'll try that next year".
Next year rolls around and the cool flea is on the beach checkin' out all the babe fleas when he sees this flea beaten to crap staggering down the beach. He says"Hey! Your the flea I met last year. What happened to you?"
The barley alive flea says to him with his last ounces of energy " You son of a beech!!! I did exactly what you said! I went to the airport, I went into the ladies restroom. This beautiful stewardess comes in, sits down, I jump on. BAM, the next thing ya' know I'm in a guys mustache on a Harley Davidson!!!"
Every winter he goes down to South Beach for winter.
This one day while he was laying on the beach, he noticed this other flea walking down the beach beat to hell. The real cool flea says to him "Hey dude, what happened to you?".
The badly beaten and bruised flea replies," Oh man, this year I caught a ride on the front of a Peterbilt and it tore the living sh*t out of me"
The cool flea responds " Here's what you do man, I do it every year. You make your way to the airport. You go in to the ladies restroom. You wait for a good lookin' stewardess (I know, that's not politically correct, it's flight attendant) to come in, she sits down, you jump on, BAM!!! First class ride in style, I do it every year".
The less for the weary flea says"Cool, I'll try that next year".
Next year rolls around and the cool flea is on the beach checkin' out all the babe fleas when he sees this flea beaten to crap staggering down the beach. He says"Hey! Your the flea I met last year. What happened to you?"
The barley alive flea says to him with his last ounces of energy " You son of a beech!!! I did exactly what you said! I went to the airport, I went into the ladies restroom. This beautiful stewardess comes in, sits down, I jump on. BAM, the next thing ya' know I'm in a guys mustache on a Harley Davidson!!!"
I have not heard this one and I did not laugh until your post double ... Thanks...