Well I am due for oral surgery tomorrow. I have to have 3 wisdom teeth cut out and the surgeon said that these will be a PITA. Great !! This guy is one of two certified oral surgeons in my area and has been doing this for 20 years. So this is gonna suck some ***** !! I am 26 and wished I could have afforded them to be taken out sooner, but that is the life of a college student.

The only positive things I can think about with this surgery is:

1. All technicians there are extremely good lookin'.
2. HIPAA or whatever it is called. That way if I say something derogatory they can't tell my wife.
3. Narcotics.
4. Hopefully stretching out my sick pay to get me an additional couple days of work next week. I have a 16-hour outage coming up at work and I don't want to be there to supervise my technicians. AHahahahaha....
5. Excuse to act like a slug on Sunday for football. Wait, I do that anyways.

On the flip side, my neighbor is one of the ladies that work there. I hope I don't say anything to her to embarrass myself. So here is to good luck of no facial paralysis and a speedy recovery!! Because the best deer season is coming up shortly.

 

Versed will make you say things you would only think about. It can be a "truth serum" so to speak. The good part is you probably won't remember saying anything stupid. If you've ever thought that your neighbor is hot and you see her after you're drugged up you may just "tell her how you feel"!! Man that would be embarassing.

 

Best of luck tomorrow....and I hope you don't get the dreaded "dry socket"

 

I got bad news...I think HIPPA only covers your medical records...Not slips of the tounge...

 

the anasthesia i got was badazz! and also when i broke my leg and had to have a pin put in my leg.
after it wears off, get the best pain reliever you can, it leaves your jaw pretty sore. get some protein shakes to eat/drink, eggs and mashed potatoes and best of all ice cream was a treat to eat all day.

 

ya maybe all the girls who work there are good looking, but your gonna look like a chipmunk. better spit the game on the ladies while you can speak and look well.

 

The neighbor is good looking I will admit that. Crap !!

 

I've got some good news for ya bud. HIPAA applies to EVERYTHING you say when you're under the sweet blanket of versed. HIPAA covers all conversations you have when you are talking with any medical professional so flirt away and enjoy it. Its one of the few times you can run your mouth and face little or no consequences

Keep in mind when you get out you will be one of the most friendly, flirty, charming looking chipmunks around. However HIPAA doesn't cover all the women you try to pick up on the way out

 

As long as I don't play grab-*** and confess something, I will be happy. Pending I am alive after it. LOL!!

 

I had all 4 of mine taken out when I was a junior in high school. They put me completely to sleep - thank god. My bottom ones were underneath my molars so they had to break them them into pieces and take them out chunk by chunk.

Being put to sleep was cool though....they asked me to count backwards from 100. I only made it to 97

 

Good luck with the procedure, and enjoy your liquid diet.

 

The last time I was in surgery recoverry, I only remember one scene. There were several people gathered around my bed laughing their asses off.
When I was being whealed to my room I remember The Nurse telling my wife "How much they enjoyed me in recovery" She was laughing when she said it.
I hope this helps dude.
Good luck wit da teeth

 

well i had mine out a few days ago and it was pretty painful...ur lucky to get to go to sleep my doc just gave me laughing gas and numbing the area and that was no fun at all...but be careful and not get a dry-socket like i did because they are extremely painful...but good luck...

 

Good Luck!

 

i took 2 advil for the first day and was fine after that, but ramen noodles and soup become your best friend...