Financial Advice

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you
would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214.00
cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg


A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American!

 

haha. beer is a good investment. ill need to tell my parents that.

 

Good 1! - Og

 

Now I know why I love beer.
I'm fiscally responsible.

 

too bad canned beer sucks

 

Who said anything about cans? Brown bottle all the way baby!!!!

 

thats why i spend about $40 a week on beer and my wife keeps asking me, why i drink so much.