McCain/Palin Facts...
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McCain/Palin Facts...
In the same vein as the beloved Chuck Norris Facts...
The Rambo movies were loosely based on John McCain's early years. Only the last name was changed to seem less macho.
Sarah Palin can kill and field dress a moose with her bare hands.
The Supreme Court of the United States orded John McCains arms to be shortened because at normal length they were entirely too dangerous to passersby.
Sarah Palin only wears glasses to conceal her true identity...Superwoman.
John McCain can kill a man just by looking at him, holding his arm toward him and making a pinching movement like Darth Vader.
Sarah Palin has to keep her lipstick in a gun vault for the safety of the general public.
John McCain has that massive jawline from biting the heads off liberals.
Joe Biden only continues to live because Sarah Palin allows him to.
President Bush once entertained the idea of sending Sarah Palin to Iraq but didn't because even he feels a little pity for the insurgents.
When Obama found out that McCain had picked Palin as a VP he immediately called OG and asked him to kick Biden in the nuts.
Feel free to add your own.
The Rambo movies were loosely based on John McCain's early years. Only the last name was changed to seem less macho.
Sarah Palin can kill and field dress a moose with her bare hands.
The Supreme Court of the United States orded John McCains arms to be shortened because at normal length they were entirely too dangerous to passersby.
Sarah Palin only wears glasses to conceal her true identity...Superwoman.
John McCain can kill a man just by looking at him, holding his arm toward him and making a pinching movement like Darth Vader.
Sarah Palin has to keep her lipstick in a gun vault for the safety of the general public.
John McCain has that massive jawline from biting the heads off liberals.
Joe Biden only continues to live because Sarah Palin allows him to.
President Bush once entertained the idea of sending Sarah Palin to Iraq but didn't because even he feels a little pity for the insurgents.
When Obama found out that McCain had picked Palin as a VP he immediately called OG and asked him to kick Biden in the nuts.
Feel free to add your own.
- Og
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oh, ok
Sarah Palin has come up with the perfect plan for America's energy independence....Polar Bear rickshaws
Sarah Palin has come up with the perfect plan for America's energy independence....Polar Bear rickshaws
Good one! - Og
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No...He just means it 
When Obama goes to bed he he checks the closet for McCain.
When Obama goes to bed he he checks the closet for McCain.
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He should check his closet for his Grandma. If I were her I'd snuff him out in his sleep for throwing me under the bus. You don't call out your Grandma on national television.... NO MATTER WHAT!
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Obama once told McCain that he was gong to be the next president of the US. McCain started laughing so hard, it killed Obama along with Keith Olbermann and 46 other ***-hats within a 100 ft radius.