The next 9-11
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Obama will sit in a small chair and listen intently as a seven year old reads, 'My Pet Goat'.
Then with presidential decisiveness, he will arise, declare war on a noun and launch a preemptive attack upon whatever country that is 900 statute miles due East of whoever attacked us, without looking right nor left.
Like a pitbull, he will tenaciously clutch his game plan with resolve to plant the seed of democracy.
His actions will go unquestioned as he will be wearing a Flag pin on his lapel that is nearly a foot in diameter and weighs a whopping 7 pounds.
Then with presidential decisiveness, he will arise, declare war on a noun and launch a preemptive attack upon whatever country that is 900 statute miles due East of whoever attacked us, without looking right nor left.
Like a pitbull, he will tenaciously clutch his game plan with resolve to plant the seed of democracy.
His actions will go unquestioned as he will be wearing a Flag pin on his lapel that is nearly a foot in diameter and weighs a whopping 7 pounds.
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Joined: Aug 2008
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From: Texas
Unfortunately, both of these answers will somehow end up in an obama administration reply to a 9/11 style attack.
God Help us,
Craig
God Help us,
Craig