Failduck, meet Faildog.

 

Damn ducks - at least it wasnt a monkey with crabs givin' it to the duck

 

Its an all out drunk duck invasion....



I am still wiping the water off of my monitor from when I refreshed and saw the title of this thread.

 

A little liquor loving

 

Ya them damn monkeys will do anything and they do not concern themselves with hygiene.

 

Quack!

 

You know the home owners association is going to have something to say about this **** taking place in the front yard. This type of behavior just can't be tolerated. And now that it is on the internet better be ready for the cops to stop by and harass the duck....

I used to live in a nice neighbor hood then this duck showed up driving its F150 and drinking all the time. Now 4 out 7 days I wake up and I see this in my drive way:

(ps thanks wrobo23 for the pic. I stole it )

 

That is only the first in a series of pictures. I can't go into detail, but the dog does some rather disturbing things, at the ducks request, with the umbrellas in the back of the picture. This may be beyond our control

 

This is starting to sound like the Nebraska Husker's wrestlers that got kicked off for posing for some gay magazine. Now that you know that I can now make some more jokes that people might understand.

 

This is what happens when ducks fly too much:

 

That must have been a blast, looks like you had a pretty good outing....

 

Keep this on topic. This is about drunk ducks, not flying ducks. Unless the ducks were drunk flying, then it's OK.

I haven't laughed this much with the posts here in a long time. Thanks guys!

 

It has been a pretty good day in the GD section hasn't it....

 

I was crying I was laughing so hard