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I think it is time we look at an intervention.... No more buying alcohol for ducks, I am putting an end to this seriously out of hand problem....
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Did you hear about that one duck that got caught at a house party this last weekend? Idiot put the info on his myspace and the cops came and busted it up. Bunch of underage, MIPs, one duck got hauled off and his 'rents had to pick him up. What a shame...
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That is just the kinda thing we have to put a stop to. Now if the age was lower he would not have to worry about being scrutinized by his parents for his alcoholic ways.
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So a duck walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
Bartender says "DUCK!?! We don't serve no darned ducks here! Git out!"
The duck returns the next day and asks for a drink.
Again the bartender yells "Darn it duck, I said I won't serve you - git out!"
The duck returns the next day and asks for a drink.
The bartender, clearly frustrated, yells "If you come in here one more time asking for a drink, I'm a gonna blast yer bill off duck!"
The duck returns the next day and asks if the bartender has a gun.
The bartender replys "Uh... no?!?"
So, the duck asks for a drink....
Bartender says "DUCK!?! We don't serve no darned ducks here! Git out!"
The duck returns the next day and asks for a drink.
Again the bartender yells "Darn it duck, I said I won't serve you - git out!"
The duck returns the next day and asks for a drink.
The bartender, clearly frustrated, yells "If you come in here one more time asking for a drink, I'm a gonna blast yer bill off duck!"
The duck returns the next day and asks if the bartender has a gun.
The bartender replys "Uh... no?!?"
So, the duck asks for a drink....
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Sometimes you can't help but blame yourself
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Valid point, I am going to bring this up in the meeting about duck alcohol awareness with my congressman.
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By my place the mother Duck is trashed by 8am! She is so hammered she is walking all of her ducklings over the crowded road, Sometimes I see a dead duckling..... I can't help but reflect, think... What if I called this in? But no, it wasnt my business, I let it slide and the world has one less baby duck.
Sometimes you can't help but blame yourself
Sometimes you can't help but blame yourself
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Im forming FGADD
Ford Guys Against Drunk Ducks, I have to take action
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That is all we can do at this point, we need to hold a public press conference and see if we can't get the media backing us on this one. I know I am going to create a witty PSA to warn people about this growing epidemic.