Hornier than a 4 balled tomcat.

Is hornier an actual word?

 

that guy over there is more useless than a democrat

 

Well dont just stand there with your teeth in your mouth.

 

You should have been a bl0wj0b

 

(at work ) so... when are the people who actually know what they're doing showing up? as old elmer would say: its to hot to f@ck!!

 

The best part of you ran down your mama's leg...

Slicker than snot on a hoe handle...

I went to the truck to get my hammer and there she was gone...

 

i had always heard "hornier than a three peckered billy goat!"

 

ive told many people "your daddy should have jacked you off on a rock!"

 

That guy is as queer as a 3-dollar bill.

She was only a carpenter's daughter -- flat as a board and easy to nail.

"More land!", cried the King. So the Queen kicked him in the ***** and said, "There's a couple of acres!"

It's raining like a cow pi$$ing on a flat rock.

 

I ain't got but one button left.

 

slicker than a minner's peter!

question: Are you done yet? answer: All I like is finishing up.

Hey I know you...we went to different schools together.

 

you show me mine and ill show you yours

 

He's dumber than a box of rocks.

 

She is the carpenters dream... flat as a board and never been nailed

I'LL *******in decide

You were the load your mother should have taken on the chin

What is No

 

Colder than a witches titty... WTF?

Happier than a puppy with two peckers...