Went to Jack in the box today to get some breakfast. Two bums were asking for money in the drive thru line. They didnt ask me for any money though. I was skipped. I guess I look mean....

 

Maybe they needed some crack. I would say "you know I only have enough money for my super delux combo that I am about to order with one of everything"......
That is audacious!

 

When it gets cloudy and cool the bums come out in Dallas.

 

Things I say to bums...

Do you take credit cards?
The homeless shelter is down the street.
GET A JOB!


Sometimes I will ask them to sing a song and I'll give them a $1 if they do. I had one guy sing "under the board walk" and he was a good singer. We have a serious bum problem here in Dallas.

 

hey hey that's hate speech they are not to be called bums anymore in fact homeless is even too harsh of a term from here on out they will be called financially challenged outdoorspersons

 

Big your random post, esp those with picture, crack me up. Keep them coming!
Bums here did that at a Whataburger once, the manager came out yelling about calling the cops. I gave him a buck or 2, God knows I would spend it on alcohol and drugs just as he would

 

It is rather cool today. The high is only 94. Felt great with the clouds and breeze blowing when I was inspecting an office building roof this morning in Arlington.

 

I hate bums. it sucks to be you guys. There are no bums around here.

I once took a bum out for ribs in Memphis, TN. I was walking around Bourbon street half drunk and shaking all the beggars off. Then one dude just came up and started BS'n with me. After about 10min he asked for some money. I said no but I'm about to go eat some ribs you can come with me. So I bought him a full slab, and one for his "girlfriend" to go. Then after we were done eating he asked if I had any weed!

I know that's all he really wanted in the first place was money for drugs......I about slapped him out of his chair and told him to beat it!

Don't ever give money to bums, it just feeds their drug/alcohol problem.......

 

I always have my camera in my truck. I almost got a picture of a hooker right after the bum pics were taken but I couldnt pull it out in time. She was all slutty dressed with them shoes that have straps that wrap around there legs up really high.

 

(Sorry, couldn't resist )

 

Ya bums here are not that thick yet...
But if I do help them I always make them come with me to get them food, so that way I know it is helping them, and not inhibiting them.

 

lets turn this int a edit the text thread

 

 

i once saw a bum on our biggest street holding a sign that said "why lie, i need a beer" i gave him a 5 dollar bill. hahaha

 

Well if we are going to turn this into an edit the text thread I will kick it off. Besides I could use a good laugh today.


hmm.... okay here it goes


there is my submission Thanks to bigman for providing this afternoons entertainment.