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Old Jul 15, 2008 | 07:30 PM
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Talking Bush's Pigs

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied, "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and said, "Excellent trade, sir."

 
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Old Jul 15, 2008 | 07:57 PM
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no where near a fair trade, lol
 
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Old Jul 15, 2008 | 09:45 PM
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Nancy Pelosi = America's Mother-in-Law

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Old Jul 15, 2008 | 09:56 PM
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no where near a fair trade, lol
The pigs may be sickly
 
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Old Jul 15, 2008 | 10:03 PM
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The pigs may be sickly
 
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Old Jul 15, 2008 | 10:42 PM
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I am not getting it.. our local uber liberal busting on pelosi and clinton? Hmm.....
 
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Old Jul 15, 2008 | 10:58 PM
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I am not getting it.. our local uber liberal busting on pelosi and clinton? Hmm.....
I think we are turning him!
 
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Old Jul 15, 2008 | 11:28 PM
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I would at least be able to eat the pigs...
 
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Old Jul 15, 2008 | 11:32 PM
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I would at least be able to eat the pigs...
YOu don't fool us you would eat....., well, maybe not.
 
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Old Jul 15, 2008 | 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Shinesintx
I would at least be able to eat the pigs...
Oh come now.. you don't think those two fine, atractive women don't have any food qualities??
 
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Old Jul 15, 2008 | 11:34 PM
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Oh come now.. you don't think those two fine, atractive women don't have any food qualities??
Neither woman has ever worked a day in their life...
 
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Old Jul 16, 2008 | 01:14 AM
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Oh come now.. you don't think those two fine, atractive women don't have any food qualities??
dahmer would not eat either of the old dried up crows
 
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Old Jul 16, 2008 | 07:53 AM
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dahmer would not eat either of the old dried up crows
eeewwww!
Damn boy
 
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Old Jul 16, 2008 | 08:08 AM
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dahmer would not eat either of the old dried up crows
Maybe not but, he gave that joke two thumbs up.
and they weren't even his thumbs.
 
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Old Jul 16, 2008 | 08:29 AM
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I am not getting it.. our local uber liberal busting on pelosi and clinton? Hmm.....
Do 'ya think that might be satire?
 
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