I went to Seattle a week ago to see my brother and on my way home I had a hilarious encounter with airport security. I was pulled to the side getting the wand because I forgot some change in my pocket, so I was watching the security workers. A woman was holding a plastic tube that holds fishing poles that someone left accidently at the checkpoint.

She walked quickly into the terminal area and started yelling, "Rod Caddy... Mr Rod Caddy you left your carry on. Rod Caddy... Mr RODNEY CADDY... Rodney Caddy!!" I looked at this tube that was a bright green rod holder and down the side of it was written in big black letters "Rod Caddy".

I tapped her on the shoulder and said ma'am, that IS a Rod Caddy it does not belong to Rodney Caddy. The owners name is on the sticker at the top of his Rod Caddy. She thanked me and walked away. It was absolutely HILARIOUS!

 

I used to fly with a friend named Jack. Never never say Hi Jack in an airport.

 

Now thats funny I don't care who you are

 

Great story man, thats pretty funny!!

A few weeks ago my me and my brother were going out to dinner. Now he's a state trooper and he was still in uniform and his patrol car. He pulls into Applebees, an i pull in in my truck an park right next to his car. He gets out and i fake punch him an then he flat out lands one right on my chest an i fall, he starts laughing and walking towards the door (now keep in mind this old couple is watching from a few feet away an they think this is real lol) i get up an run and bear hug him and bring him to the ground and the old couple gets in there car and speeds away lol. I guess they thought i was fighting some cop lol