For those of you that dont remember my previous post about lesbian dog and I, here is the cliffs notes version:

My girl friend has a good friend that is a lesbian. We went over there for dinner a couple weeks ago and lesbian girls 80lbs black lab/great dane tried to eat me.


Last night we went over to Lesbian girls house again for dinner. This time the dog barked at me a few times when I got there. But what was amazing is that by the end of the night the dog was letting me pet it and I was actually allowed to sit on the couch without it trying to bite me. The dog was even licking me! I guess some dogs just take a little while to get used to people.

 

Don't get so excited. Dogs also lick their own azz-holes too. It could be that it sees a similarity.

 

are you calling me an *******?

 

Did I say that?

Relax David.

You've got other things to worry about besides how a dog might view you. For God's sake Obama might be President! Rather than write about the dog you should be spending your time misquoting Obama and posting quotes out of context some more.

 

 

Didn't somebody say tht dogs are a very good judge of a person's character?

TSC

 

What a useless thread.

 

Brad, McDonalds is hiring....

 

Train wreck!

 

I find it funny that you have to label your girlfriend's friend as a lesbian. How does this play into the equation? Oh wait, that's right, your right-wing leanings don't allow you to see those that are gay or lesbian as the same as yourself. I'm right, aren't I?

And that comment about the link between a dog's butthole and yourself was spot on, I'd say.

 

Darn---when I first read the title of the thread, I was intrigued..."lesbian dog and I make progress." Dogs living alternative lifestyles! When did the dog "come out"? How do the rest of the dogs in the litter feel about this? I thought to myself, "Looking at the author of this thread, this could be really interesting!"

Then, I read the thread...what disappointment!

I will gladly offer to proofread any further threads for any misplaced modifiers, dangling participles, etc...

Tim C.

 

Now this is funny!

 

The correct title for this thread could have been " as the pack turns. or The world according to Big Man".
Perhaps I
" my second date with the lesbian dog".


I agree the title was a good hook.

 

my roomates young dog would pee on me when we first were introduced. the dog got too excited meeting new people it couldnt contain itself

the dog also peed on my friends wife's feet

 

Have a friend that used to tease my dog about having a bath. We use the term " skin a piggy"when we are going to bath him. Chriss was teasing him by saying over and over " going to skin a piggy" and my dogs ears would droop, he hangs his head etc.. Chriss thought this was so funny, he kept teasing my dog with it. I had to tell him to STOP. Any how when Chriss went to leave, he discouvered that the dog had pissed all over his shoes.