This is the word of D
 

Hey old and new douches, how the hell you clowns been? Yeahhhhh... that's nice. I have a few minutes so I figured I'd rekindle my e-harassment time. What kind of debauchery has been going on? Looks like there is still plenty of knuckle-dragging mouth breathers to mock 'round here so that's cool.

For those old timers, I hope this finds you well. New pukes, well... we'll get to know each other soon. Sooner if you double post/repost/are a moron. :devil:

Synopsis of my pointless time on this rock since I've last been on the board...

- Selling my dump in the burb ghettos of the D
- Planning a full scale assault on the Raleigh, NC area
- Dated a chick
- Dumped a chick
- Traveled to a bunch of places... LAS (duh), PHX, POR, RDU, ORD...
- Been through a few smartphones and other gizmos
- Lost 10% body fat, picked up 20lbs of muscle
- Overall a leaner, meaner, more heartless bastard you all know and love.

Peace out kids, I'm off to the showers and bed. Catch you all tomorrow.

:santa:

Long time, no post!

Congrats on the body fat/muscle gain. I havent made much progress in that area.

Personal trainer, helped tremendously. I've learned a crap load more in the past couple months. Hopefully by summers end and my move to NC I'll be a really cut, scary 'mo 'fo.

Never had a chance to chat with ya much, hope you didn't take too much of a beating on your house in the D. :cool:

I guess since you're movin to NC, you won't be able to re-elect KK for another term. :lol:

I'm confused, is that Daveg99? :confused:

No.
You take two parts Daveg99,
a personal greeting from Lumadar,
a pinch of Kobiashi
the sex drive of Bighersh
a splash of indignation from Bluejay432000
mix well
That's dzervit. :lol:

Well you might just as well torch your pad in Detroit, or maybe rent it out to a Meth Chef.

Hey D, he's one of the morons.

Glad you're back, beeyotch. What is your smart phone of choice these days?

oh no

Yeah watch out for manual, raptor, buzzsaw, and a few others.

welcome back ass hole! :D

Posted in the other thread before I saw this one. Glad to see you back!:)

D!!! Welcome back, I've missed you, the place just isn't the same without ya baby!!

:santa:

Well thank you ;) :beers:

Dude, I haven't been gone that long. I remember the drunk hot-mom-dating porno-posting stunt-man freak show.

It's been a journey my friend in the smart phone department. Currently I'm waiting for the BB Bold and occupying my time with a sweet little import from overseas - the HTC Touch Cruise. It will be going on ebay in the coming weeks if you're interested.

I thought about getting into the Meth biz for a few months, make a boat load of cash then become a slum lord and rent my dump until ultimately some white trash hill jack burns it down or blows it up.

Should be interesting how much I'll be able to get out of it (its not on the market yet, a couple weeks it will be).

That needs to be the other way around, they should watch out... :lol:

Spanks for the warm welcome. :beers:

Awww, thanks du...er, sweetie! :wave:

Missed ya two sweet cheeks! ;)


Raoul - 2 parts douche99g? Ouch.