Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

And the BONUS thought for today 'Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your *** tomorrow'.

 

You're a year and a half late... My brother posted this in his blog last new year.

What you all have been waiting for! (yeah yeah repost blah ****!)

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

 

It doesnt count unless he posted it here.

The F150 online members dont read your brothers blog?


What kind of a grown man keeps a blog any ways?

 

Apparently Attworth's brother.

 

 

NOOOOO MY EYYYYYEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!

 

It's a work-group blog. He's an IT guy so it helps them stay connected on network and other work related issues.

IF you must know.

 

That is a terrible terrible picture. Really, really disturbing

 

Isn't it? I had a funny one up; but then, I came across that one. It was just so disturbing, I had to take the funny one down. It's hard to look at without getting the creeps.

 

Just not the kinda person you would think that has a swastike tattoo

 

Dang, you sure got close and studied things! I didn't even see a tatoo!

 

There's a tattoo?

 

Oh man, Im going to get it now huh?
While since I'm going to hear it anyways might as well ask. Doesnt that look like Arnold Schwarzeneggers transvestite brother/sister?

 

I missed the tattoo also!

Your starting to scare me scott!

 

Damn my eagle eye