Have you ever been in a fight with your girl and accidentally called her you ex's name? My girl was freaking out over the stupidest thing today and i was like "Kim (my ex) calm the F down". Well she did shut up and then got even more mad at me haha. But the bottom line of the story is don't do that... just a funny story i thought i would share with everyone...

Anyone ever done anything like that?

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Sorry, I've never had a girlfriend...

I don't think I'll ever get one of my own.

 

No. I misexpressed myself.

I don't think I will ever get a girlfriend! :o

Girls just don't like men who are more sophisticated than a Rolex, and that works more hours in a week than they probably sleep in 3 weeks.

 

If you think like that you won't

 

So hows that affect you?

 

Easy solution: Quit your job, start dealing drugs and become an alcoholic, a couple tattoos, and aquire a couple of felony physical abuse charges against women, and bam, women will be waiting in line for you. Seems to work around here, that's why I'm still looking....

 

Well, it seems as if when I find a decent girl they either:

a) Have a boyfriend.

b) They think I'm not the right type for them. (Hence the sophisticated part.)

c) They don't want a boyfriend.

So where the heck does that leave me...?

 

Eh... no.

But thanks for your motivation to try to help a man out...

 

yea that wasn't the best of advice

 

If you make the mistake of calling your current girlfriend by your ex's name, 95% of the time your current girlfriend ALSO becomes your ex. More logs on the woodpile, man.

Grab her by the ponytail and beltloop and fling her out the door. Grab a beer and call the cops... you WILL need a restraining order.



Oh, and if you actually follow this advice... grab a shotgun too. The restraining order won't help at all.

 

With blue *****?

 

I've called my ex my sisters name once.........pretty funny actually.

 

As long as thats the only time you have called out your sisters name while being with her.

 

All you need is confidence.

 

its all about confidence. you remind me of my friend. he has a nice car money. but just no confidence and cant score. he is 23 and only lost his virginity cause we bought it for him in mexico.

i called one of my ex's her sisters name. didnt go over well

I called another her best friends name while in bed. dont know how i got out of that