so i call up my local dealership today and ask for the parts department. i was looking for wheel studs for my '98. the guy answered and i said "i was wondering if yall had any wheel studs for a 1998 f150 in stock?" he replies "is it the old body style or the new?" i was like "old duh" and he says "so you have a heritage" what an idiot. he then proceeded to argue with me about my truck being a heritage. i kept tell him its only the '04 old body style and he just wouldnt listen. he insisted that i had a heritage. well needless to say i didnt go to that dealer. i wonder how some of these people get hired

 

Best one I got was I was calling to make an appointment and he goes through the checklist. Make "Ford" Model "F-150" Gas or Diesel You can get that already? I sarcastically said it was a gas.

 

You should've said I don't know.