There's been sever t-storm warning all around my county but non here. It's like we like under a freakin dome.

The 4th should be plenty of fun with drunk backwoods rednecks and fireworks.

 

 

Morning.

 

It's so freaking dry here the 4th should be interesting to say the least.

 

Speaking of rednecks, coming in last night, it was about 1:15, going down the little back woods road, we came upon a red Kawaski mule sitting in the road. Had lights on it, and all lit up, lots of aluminum or chrome. There was a sign across the tailgate"Redneck *** Hauler". I eased past it and the guy yelled "hey". To my wifes consternation, I stopped and backed up next to it, there was a man and woman with a young girl between them. This bleary eyed guy in shorts and sleevless tee shirt yells, "you got any cigarettes". My wife politely informed him we did not, he looked big eyed, and said "you don't". So she said, we don't smoke. The woman in the rig then just shook her head. As I drove off, I told my wife, I think that was Dave from Wisconson. Then I thought, it could be Cajun Randall from LA. I just know it was not some redneck East Texan.

 

Couldn't be me, I'm from Michigan and I would not have been asking for cigarettes.

 

Glad he wasn't asking for Bath Salt.

 

same here....trying to keep the lawn well soaked so it don't burn up on Wednesday....the neighbors yards are crispy though...

 

MI. WI. Only difference is which way you turn the letter.

 

....chasing the worm in the tequilla bottle again.....

 

I cut my lawn Saturday, and it will the last time until sometime in August or we get a ton of rain between now and then.

 

WTF!!! That's like calling me Canadian!!!

 

Still cutting ours every week....

 

Well?

 

Ok..... It's like me saying that Texas is still a Mexican territory.