Fat as I am it didn't matter!

 

I was being nice, was not going to point that out!

 

Yo!


Going for my MRI today.

 

Good luck with that. It's hard to remain perfectly still.

 

I hate MRI's. I don't fit in that damn tube.

 

Got a decent offer on the truck today, really considering letting it go.

 

Yeah, I know.

The Doc told me I gotta take my piercings out and the place called to tell me not to wear clothes with metal on them or I'll have take 'em off.

 

Good Grief! Only if you can buy a new one!

 

The Doc asked if I was clusterphobic. Told him not really and then asked how long I'd be sitting in that thing. He said for quite some time and if I wanted, he'd set me up with an open machine. So I said sure, why not.

 

Yeah, and be careful too, no erection while that thing is going!

 

I had roast beef, mashed taters, and asparagus. That wasn't enough and I was still hungry. Then I remembered that I had a corn dog in the freezer, so I cooked that and ate it. Now I'm eating 2 oatmeal raisin cookies and drinking a dew.

 

I'm not sure what I want or would get.

 

Sounds as if you speak from experience. What happen, they tell you that you were born with an innie?

 

Now that mixture right there should cause an explosion about 2:30 pm.

 

That's good. The standard ones don't work for me. I had one for my knee, but they only had to put my legs in there. When they had to do my back, I was like no way! Next time it's open MRI for me.