UPS sucks major....

 

They crush it?

 

STILL hasn't arrived and it was originated on the 17th. I could have driven to PHP and back in less than half a day.

 

You'll smile when it arrives though.

 

Yes and you'll need a bigger pair of pants when you step on the gas

 

He wears a skirt.

 

Well I was hoping it for it this weekend so I could send my stuff in for my custom tunes. Now I have to wait two weeks. I was really wanting to try them out on my trip to Cincinnati in mid May. It'll be cutting it close on getting the tunes for the long road trip.

 

A mini one for the gents I take it then?

 

At least he has shoelaces.

 

I'm not going to give you the same answer as I would to one of the guys at work.

 

What's that? No panty lines?

 

And dammit it's called a kilt.

 

So, they say the same thing?

 

Not quite, something about ease of access.

 

There is a guy at the fighter jet plant that wears a kilt. He sure gets some looks.