It'll be interesting at least

 

Come rain or shine.

 

I dont give damn if theres a prairie monsoon or tornado its gettin done

 

Hopefully she won't take a spin before you take her out for a spin.

 

That would make me very unhappy
Thought I was gonna lose her for a second yesterday, parked under a tree at my buddy's place and the wind gusted up and I thought that branch was comin down

 

Then you'd be replacing body parts like me.

 

Wouldnt be the first time, had a tree branch come down on the hood of the old Cougar. Luckily I knew a guy working at a salvage yard

 

Mine is from my wife hitting a Saturn, and a hailstorm. Insurance money.

 

Saturn scratch the paint? Damn hail, that was the reason I parked under that tree. I figured I'd just deal with the sap later instead of 1000 dents, almost turned into two new fenders and a hood

 

She mashed in the bumper and fender, ruined the bumper cover. The hailstorm happened at work, nowhere to hide with 15,000 parking spots.

Gotta love the built ford tough aluminum hood, thin metal roof panel, and broken 3rd brake light that leaked water into the truck.

 

I think thats why I want to keep the 89 for a second 300,000. Had a lady in a new Malibu slam into the rear end of mine last summer. Wasnt even a scratch on my bumper, cant say the same for her front end Got a brand new trailer hitch from the insurance company for some reason though.

I guess a wide open concrete field wouldn't offer much cover. Had one happen here two summers ago, I just opened the security gate and pulled round back and inside the warehouse

 

We could do that at my old job, but I don't think they would want a lot full of cars next to state of the art stealth fighters.

 

That would be one hell of an insurance claim. "So what did you back into again?", "An F-22"

 

No kidding. Speaking of stealth jets, the new coating facility for the jets is state of the art. One of the few painter guys we have, most of it is automated, got some of the coating in his hair. They don't want any of that material getting out, for espionage purposes. They shaved his head.

If any of the coating gets on anything, clothing, shoes, ink pens, file folders, you name it, they confiscate it.

 

Talk about a bad day at the office