Look on craigslist.

 

pat then tell her you're going to have to trade donations for cash at teh sperm bank if she wants a nice ring and youo don't want to take any money away from your truck and then see what she says about the plastic ring

 

good idea

 

That won't work, she probably knows they have a screening process for donors.

 

i told my wife that when she asked for a new car and she told me no way, so I was hoping pat would have a similar experience

 

It is sound advice


Is it 5 oclock yet?

 

Everyone has left the office already. I'm the only one here. I'm dedicated!

 

1/2 ten o'clock pm here

 

or stupid

im bouncing outta here

 

Home.

Finally got the new modem hooked up and linked to the wireless router What a PITA.

 

Here's how my day went. Got up at 4am, went to work. Clocked in at 6. Slacked all day till I got off at 2:30. Went to beer store. Drove home for an hour. Put beer in Fridge and grabbed a cold one that was already in there, no wait, got 2 out . Sat down and finished them 2 off. Got up, got another one, went out side and mowed yard for 2 hours. Came in and got 2 more and went back outside and finished yard. Broke out the weedeater. Started weedeating. Wife came home from work and asked me what I was doing, ( just to let you know, she's a blonde) and I said to her, "what does it look like I'm doing". That didn't go over very well. Now I'm all finished and going to knock this 12 pack out. Damn, I am tired as chit. Happy weekend every one

 

 

I finally left.

 

I had the Shiner Blonde with a turkey and cheese sandwich and potatosalad for supper. Sure was smooth. Biggest problem is that it was only 12 oz. I like a lot of liquid when I eat. The water that followed was pretty flat.


It's raining!

 

It's a turd floater. Good thing old Booder ain't around here.