l_nch time.

 

yeah supper

 

2 sandwitch and a sprite should hold me over till 2:30.

 

lxnch time

 

I'm eating dessert

 

mmmmm i love sand too

 

I thought you were getting free pizza?

 

i did, but jim said he was eating a desert

 

Looks to me as if I said dessert.

 

good job editing


Damn i was just trying to be funny, ya'll suck

 

what kind of pizza?

 

I didn't hear you say it. I saw it when you POST it, but didn't hear it.

 

some local place, it was pretty good

 

A crowded flight is cancelled, and a frazzled agent must rebook a long line of inconvenienced travelers by herself. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushes to the front and demands to be on the next flight, first class.

The agent replies, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first."

The passenger screams, "Do you have ANY idea who I am?"

The gate agent grabs her public address microphone, "May I have your attention, please? We have a passenger here WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to gate 17."

The man grits his teeth, "Screw you."

She replies, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that, too."

 

If I had edited it , it would show. Maybe there was no real humor present.