i think I'd rather drink cheap bottled water that still tastes like chlorine over a diet dr pepper

 

I used to say the same thing. Finally tried it and it was not bad. Not quite as good as regular DP, but not bad.

 

Water is my drink of choice.

 

thats because it's the best pizza around here. plus, it's just right up the road from where I work.

 

got me a toll tag, gonna have to read the entire pamphlet on the installation before i put it on.

I love making sarcastic jokes that go over people's heads. After filling in all my information from my hand written paper copy, I turned it over to the old guy working at the court house, he entered it into the computer system, printed it and said "patrick i need you to sign on the line" I started signing and i jokingly asked him how he knew my name, and he looked straight back at me and told me because it was on my application.

 

I drink 4 to 6 bottles of water a day. I need someting a little stronger occasionally. I don't drink much beer, no coffee. I do drink one cup of hot tea in the morning. I eat lots of sweets, always have, so cutting down on the sugar in my daily DP was one way to reduce it. I also quit eating candy all day like I used to. The sugar was beginning to affect my knees. They are much better now since I have cut the sugar intake.

 

See! I told ya'll he was weird!

 

i thought i was special not weird

 

Pat you grew out of the "special stage" a while back

 

How about specially weird?

 

booooooo

So im an SW and you're an AC. I got it figured out

 

 

I hate all those toll roads up there. I was just driving along and all the sudden, I was on a toll road.

 

You take any joint supplements? (No weed jokes, guys.)

Joint supplements helped cure my knee problems.

 

Back from lunch with the parents. Listened to them tell me about all the latest doctor visits.

Jim - they said "hi"