I won't call this a rant either because that would suggest that I don't like it lol, but......when it comes to women you could be the toughest sob on the planet and the second a woman whether it be your significant other, or a girl you just met gives you a little provacative look or they say something that gets your engine running we melt faster than an icecube on blacktop.

Discuss

women are invited to this party too

 

I blame no man for that, I blame said man's second brain

 

PARTY WOOOHOOO...wait whats this thread about??

 

Agreed but it's like a horribly awesome curse

 

Agreed.... haha... women... can live with em... you know the rest....

 

i thought this is a party? weres the music and everyone else? or is this thread about somthing else.....anyone??

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vQB90iblug

Lyrics, courtesy of John Hyatt

Little Head


I'm lookin for my long lost lover
She turned me out and now I'm sinkin'
I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'

I'm talking with a tight red sweater
I'm feelin' like Eddie Vedder
Only twice as cool when she starts winkin'
I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'

I'm loyal as a dog but I'm a hog for that sexual attraction
It starts up in my mind and makes a bee line below the belt
No consequences just satisfaction

Baby in my heart I'm faithful
This two headed monster is so distasteful
Forgive me when my instincts start stinkin'
I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'
I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'
Think about it...

Forgive me if my instincts start stinkin'
I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'

 

Yep, its that other half of the brain saying "hold up, halt the train, opportunity arises"

but if she does that, then splits or walks away, all of a sudden the train is rolling again, only twice as fast.

 

Bluejay that was classic right there lol!

 

pretty well sums it up. Hiatt is one crazy dude. I love his music.

 

I just had this thought...
So if girls make men weak does that make gay men strong?

 

No!
It makes them crave what they already have and don't know what it's for

 

 

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

Theres my girl lol! I was hoping you would enlighten all the men of f150 online with your secret woman knowledge but I see the force is strong with you.

I'll wait for Rosie to chime in