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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 02:14 PM
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---motto's To Live By---
Some people are like slinkys.

Not really good for anything,

But they still bring a smile to your face

when you throw them down a flight of stairs!

 
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 03:24 PM
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Beer O' Clock
It's 5 O' Clock somewhere!
 
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 03:29 PM
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 03:30 PM
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Women, cant live with them, cant kill them
 
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 05:18 PM
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If it bleeds for 5 days and does'nt die you cannot trust it.

Mopeds are like fat chicks, it's all fun and games untill your friends catch you on one.


DO IT IF YOUR COOL!!!


Saftey's on a vacation.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 05:27 PM
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ITs one of those things that you dont do, but should do, and if you do, whoopdie do.

Madder than a mashed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Come'on
 
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 05:30 PM
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If you can't duct it.... F**k it
 
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 05:54 PM
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'Verry Niiicce!" "High Fiiive"
 
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by mSaLL150
'Verry Niiicce!" "High Fiiive"
Great! My brother say's this all the time and it cracks me up.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 06:17 PM
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A dog's motto:

"If you can't eat it or fu<k it, **** on it."
 
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 07:19 PM
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life's tough.... life's tougher when you're stupid.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 07:38 PM
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I never lept with a 10 but I slept with five 2's in one night..... I think that should count.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 07:42 PM
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Putting a wedding ring on a woman's finger is like pulling the rip cord on an inflatable raft.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 09:28 PM
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Stay Calm, Pick a Spot! (can be used for a variety of situations)


Women: you cant live with them and they can't pee standing up!

You Know what Fisher says don't ya??? ******* it!
 
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by F-150_Octane
Putting a wedding ring on a woman's finger is like pulling the rip cord on an inflatable raft.



too true












 
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