What to do with roomates you hate?
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What to do with roomates you hate?
Ive got another month and a half of school until i move in with buddies, im stuck with two roomates i hate now. one of them always has ppl over and they are so damn loud. im not the most confrontational person in the world and ive asked them to keep it down some, no avail. im pretty tolerant of most people, but these roomates and there friends are probably the biggest loser frat ppl on campus. no one likes them especially me. so, im in need of ideas to upset them, nothing where they can pin it on me and nothing to get me arrested. any and all ideas are welcome. and yes, i know this is childish, but ive had enough of this as has my gf and we want to upset them.
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bring over a fat guy that smells like *** and sits on my chair and uses my desk when I am gone
I don't want to make issues with the roomie with six weeks to go so I'm not too worried about it oh well
Oh to upset them just have sex in your room a lot so they will leave u alone
They'll walk in and flip out but keep going and don't mind them and then finish 
Your roommates will never come back!
I don't want to make issues with the roomie with six weeks to go so I'm not too worried about it oh wellOh to upset them just have sex in your room a lot so they will leave u alone
They'll walk in and flip out but keep going and don't mind them and then finish Your roommates will never come back!
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Dude, I've been there and done that regarding roomate personalities.
My advice,
Stick it out for the last month or so, there is light at the end of the tunnel.
Just think, this prepares you for marriage!
My advice,
Stick it out for the last month or so, there is light at the end of the tunnel.
Just think, this prepares you for marriage!
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Originally Posted by CRF250rider1000
bring over a fat guy that smells like *** and sits on my chair and uses my desk when I am gone I don't want to make issues with the roomie with six weeks to go so I'm not too worried about it oh well
Oh to upset them just have sex in your room a lot so they will leave u alone
I don't want to make issues with the roomie with six weeks to go so I'm not too worried about it oh wellOh to upset them just have sex in your room a lot so they will leave u alone
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Originally Posted by SMIGGS
Dude, I've been there and done that regarding roomate personalities.
My advice,
Stick it out for the last month or so, there is light at the end of the tunnel.
Just think, this prepares you for marriage!
My advice,
Stick it out for the last month or so, there is light at the end of the tunnel.
Just think, this prepares you for marriage!
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From: Concord NC
Originally Posted by gators241987
im trying to stick it out. but its not working. im thinkin im putting crazy glue in their key holes when they sleeping tonite.
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Originally Posted by CRF250rider1000
bad idea, university charges you a TON for locks. They will rape you for money any chance they get trust me I asked the woman at the desk about the pricing of damage to things just in case
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Originally Posted by gators241987
Ya, too bad its off campus. ive put exlax chocalatte on donuts and im gonna leave them out. he will eat them. your supposed to eat 2 tablets a day and theres 24 in a pack. there were 4 donuts left, so each got 6 tablets. im gonna put 2 donuts out there. that should be enough to make him regret eating other peoples stuff.
so after he's hospitalized for severe dehydration whats your plan?
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Tell 'em you're a KISS fan now and blast that crap at like 11 all day and all night.
Invite REAL KISS fans over to rock and roll all day and every night. Of course those'll be like 40 year old's, whatever, you do what you want!
You'll be roomate-less in two weeks or less, guaranfreakinteed.
Invite REAL KISS fans over to rock and roll all day and every night. Of course those'll be like 40 year old's, whatever, you do what you want!
You'll be roomate-less in two weeks or less, guaranfreakinteed.
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take advice from divorced people everywhere, once they leave, chuck all their Sh*t into the hall and change the locks, problem solved
OR- eat nothing but beans and broccoli far a little while and fart 'em out
OR- eat nothing but beans and broccoli far a little while and fart 'em out
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Originally Posted by NoLongerJeepin
so after he's hospitalized for severe dehydration whats your plan?
