Well you’d been drinking again and the little woman started to give you a load so you shut her up…..permanently. Once having done this you decided the prudent thing do was plant her in the backyard. Things were going well until, drinking once again, you let your little secret slip. You were arrested and had an incompetent public attorney (who drank) you were quickly convicted of Capital Murder and summarily sentenced to death.

But there is good news! You are given your choice of execution method. Please choose between; The Chair, The Squad, The Noose, The Chamber or The Needle.

Put me down for “The Squad” not too much preamble and relatively quick once the festivities get under way.

 

As this was a historical and state sanctioned method yes you may choose the guillotine.

 

As much as I hate them I'd say needle. As long as the person could find a vein on the first stab.

 

Forget the squad, it only takes one.

I'll buy the bullets.

 

Hmm are you suggesting something like the single pistol shot to the head like used in Russia? Interesting.....

 

IMO, if she is giving you a "load", you shoulda peeked under her skirt a long time ago!!!!

 

Only ONE guy presses the button to start the injections. Only ONE person drops the hammer for the chair.

 

depends on how painful the needle is. Id prob want to be shot obviously cuz itd be the quickest, but i wonder how the chair is

 

being shot is only quick if done right, get one in the leg and your gonna hurt for a while, or until shot in the head

 

I'd go for chair ...While I was being straped/preped I would make zap noises, scream and flinch alot like I was getting shocked make the staff earn that pay!!!!!

 

Jeezus! That would be a good.

 

I think I would quit drinking and avoid the situation all together!

 

I will abstain from voting...I would get away with it

 

Over ruled......

Prisoners don't make the rules around here, Franko -- I sentence you to death by watching endless re-runs of "American Hot Rod".......

 

Damn, I gotta put that in my sig That was a HUGE burn