actually it was pretty boring up untill I got off work

STORY 1:

I walk up to my truck after I get off work to find some punk BENT my drivers side wiper arm, detroyed my drivers side valeo blade and SPIT... yes SPIT on my windshield.... and we have a snow/ice storm goming tomorrow

STORY 2:

So I'm pissed and driving like an idiot, I think I hit 125 in a 50 on the way home.... well I was stopped at a red light all by myself and it turned green, I mashed the gas and both tires spun (no powerbraking) I left two nice black marks through the intersection and was smoking them up pretty good, maybe getting a little sideways in the process. Then the inevitable happened. theres johnny law in on comming traffic. ya.. so whats an idiot like me do? RUN I was maybe a mile or two and two turns from home doing 55 when I passed him, I was like ok lets get some distance while he pulls a 3 point turn around. so now i'm thinking either a. I'm gonna get away or b. he's gonna catch up and I'm going to get it.... again. lets just say I'm going to lay low and take the OTHER way to work for a while

 

This is all I could think of...

 

Back in my younger days I used to pull wheelies next to cop cars to get them to chase me on my bike. They never caught me.

 

Were you wearing these

 

Whenever i get into a chase with a crotch rocket one of two things happen.
A. They are way too fast for my Crown Vic Police Interceptor with a whopping 255 HP., & they get away.
B. The chase is over in approx. 20 seconds & I end up calling for a Rescue & a Tow Truck, to pick up their spilled mess on the freeway. I then place a traffic summons on their chest as they are being placed into the rescue, & wish them a good day.

 

I am not saying I was right in doing what I used to do. I actually sold my bike because it got me into way too much trouble and I knew that one day it would probably kill me or at least hurt me really bad. I was a maniac on that thing.

Me and a couple buddies got caught one Sunday on the way to a strip club in Daytona Beach Florida. They set up a road block on a bridge and stopped us for doing an estimated 140mph.

 

Which one?

 

417 bridge going over lake jessup.

If your talking about the strip club.....Molly Browns.

 

I had a feeling he wanted me BAD.

 

haha...many a wild nights in that place. I love the VIP room.

 

So let me get this straight......you are guilty of reckless driving and committing a felony of fleeing and eluding from the police - then come onto a public forum and tell everyone about it? Your sir are VERY intelligent.

 

ya well thats why they call me the bandit

 

Dumb.

 

Because of story #2, I kinda want to know what you did do deserve story #1.