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Women are like bus stops...there's always another one right around the corner. If you can't get along with one, get another. Me, I've figured it all out, keep your mouth shut, realize she's always right regardless of what you think, and she'll love you forever....and use your tongue for more than arguing (if you know what I mean).

I learned from the best. My last ex taught me ALOT about women and how not to get along. I did everything OPPOSITE of what was expected and have been happily married for twelve years now.

 

The trials of man

 

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Because they will always be crazy

 

yeah they will thats why buckcherry made a song about how crazy girls are HEY your a crazy B**** but u ******* soo gooood!!!!! haha love that song because for the most part its true !!!!

 

******* girls!!!! my Ex *that has been my G/f on and off for almost 4 years* wouldnt let me go to her dads this weekend and party with her supervisor. bc theres this guy she met last week Cory and so im like w/e and she'll like ill be out there sunday.. then i txt her at 3 and shes like i dont think im goin out there today i dont have anything for school. And i asked her why i couldnt go out there shes like cuz of this kid cory i just started hangin out with i donno why i cant keep my word to you. and then i called her and im like yeah i read your txt bout cory.. Soo.. and she goes well put 2 and 2 togther. and then i hung up...it sucks my brothers wedding is the 8th and shes going to it... I HATE GIRLS! i give up im gonna go buy a dog take my truck move up north 40 miles away from any one and everything no internet no fone just me my truck my dog and just wide open Michigan UP. no one to bother me no girls to worry about just me my truck n my dog.... things that will never be BIT**'s EVER! I HATE GIRLS!

 

One girl pissed me off when i was sitting in my truck and i punched my windshield, thus cracking the **** out of it....oops...

 

If these things sell, this could be a scary insight as to how their mind works


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i was ranting about how my ex g/f *on and off for almost 4 years* found a new guy and is stuiped. i wanna move to northern michigan with my truck and get a dog and id be happy for ever!!! sorry for the crappy spelling and what not. i just went on an hour drive around the city. stoped by the cementery to visit my dad... but he didnt have any answers. then i just drove around beatin the crap out of my truck but it held togther...some how.. girls are dumb im done with them!!

 

girls suck jus imagine what would happen if hillary was voted president damn we'd prolly end up like iraq

 

Hey Craz3d, if your ex's friend keeps telling you about this new guy that you dont want to hear about, why dont you just stop talking to her friend. That would solve it.

 

well it looks like my girls gone. she met this guy she works with hes 19 and goes to Eastern michigan. EMU. after my brother wedding this weekend... shes going to go out with him and ill never see her any more... 3years and 7months just to get left for another guy.... im gonna lagh when she comes back to me and i say no *Heres a quater call someone who cares!!!* im going to miss her like crazy she was the best girl ever

 

Hehe...they all are the best girl till they leave and blah blah blah. Do you realize how many other females are in America? Dont let it get you down! You seem to be young and naive, which tells me that she is probably one of only a couple of girls you've dated. Like I said earlier in this thread, you guys who think that you've just found (or just lost) "the one" need to go and date at least 2 or 3 girls a week for a month. Five bucks says that you forget about "the one" and have much more fun in the process. If you havent forgotten about her, then maybe she is "the one" and you need to do what you gotta do to get her back.

 

She's been gone man. You can't come over because my supervisor is here? I'm sick but I have to go to work? I'm out drinking with my supervisor even though I'm sick? Please tell me you weren't buying all that. And if she comes back, don't laugh, hit it one more time, take pictures... use your imagination

 

Or...

next time she tells you how she misses her roommate, go over and keep her company until her roommate gets home. she's lonely man, go cheer her up.

 

I used to do the same thing, girls would **** me off and I'd punch the **** out something. A lot of broken things and a lot of broken hands/fingers made me realize it wasn't worth it.