Dirty Ernie was playing in some sh*t, when a Marine Corps PFC. saw him and said "Dirty Ernie what are you doing with that sh*t? Dirty Ernie replied "I'm making a Marine Corps PFC." The PFC. ran off and got his Corporal. The corporal said "Dirty Ernie what are you doing? Dirty Ernie looked at him, grabbed some more sh*t and said "I'm making a Marine corps Corporal." The Corporal ran off and got his Sergeant ... the Sergeant said "Dirty Ernie what are you doing? Dirty Ernie looked at him, grabbed some more sh*t, and said "I'm making a Marine corps Sergeant." The Sergeant ran off to get his Lieutenant. The Lieutenant said "Dirty Ernie what are you doing? Ernie looked up at him and said I'm making a Marine Corps Sergeant" The Lieutenant looked at him with pride and said "I thought you were going to say you were making a Marine corps Lieutenant" Dirty Ernie looked at him and said "No Sir, I don't have enough sh*t!

So true!