The Army Private
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The Army Private
One day, A Marine General, and Air Force General, and an Army General were having coffee, and discussing who's enlisted men had the biggest *****.
The Air Force General was confident that his E-1 Airman had the biggest ***** in the world, and would follow any order. To prove it, he filled a bucket of water, and called him over.
He told the airman, "I want you to go to the top of that 4-story building, and jump off the roof, and into this bucket of water".
"Yes sir, right way sir" said the Airman. he climbed the building, jumped into the bucket, and was killed.
The Marine General said, that's nothing. Called over the marine Private and said, "I want you to climb that building, jump off, do a back flip, and land in that bucket with no splash.
"Sir, yes sir!" said the Marine. He jumped off, did a perfect back flip, and entered the bucket perfectly- snapping his neck and dying instantly.
The Army General said, "You want to see big *****- watch this." He called the Army Private over, and said- I want you to jump off that 4-story building, do a back flip, a one and a half gainer, and a 360 degree spin, and dive into that bucket with no spalsh.
The Army private looked at the building, then looked at the General. He looked at the building again, then looked at the General.
He extended his middle finger and, "F___k you sir! I'm not about to jump off anything and kill myself." Saluted the Generals, and walked away.
The Army General looked and the Marine and Air Force Generals and said, "My friends, that is what I call, big *****."
The Air Force General was confident that his E-1 Airman had the biggest ***** in the world, and would follow any order. To prove it, he filled a bucket of water, and called him over.
He told the airman, "I want you to go to the top of that 4-story building, and jump off the roof, and into this bucket of water".
"Yes sir, right way sir" said the Airman. he climbed the building, jumped into the bucket, and was killed.
The Marine General said, that's nothing. Called over the marine Private and said, "I want you to climb that building, jump off, do a back flip, and land in that bucket with no splash.
"Sir, yes sir!" said the Marine. He jumped off, did a perfect back flip, and entered the bucket perfectly- snapping his neck and dying instantly.
The Army General said, "You want to see big *****- watch this." He called the Army Private over, and said- I want you to jump off that 4-story building, do a back flip, a one and a half gainer, and a 360 degree spin, and dive into that bucket with no spalsh.
The Army private looked at the building, then looked at the General. He looked at the building again, then looked at the General.
He extended his middle finger and, "F___k you sir! I'm not about to jump off anything and kill myself." Saluted the Generals, and walked away.
The Army General looked and the Marine and Air Force Generals and said, "My friends, that is what I call, big *****."
