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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 01:32 AM
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I would keep a million, let it mature and grow in all sorts of bank accounts. you can live off the interest alone without working a day in your life.

The rest of it i would donate. Give it all away. First would be family members, each get 2 million (so thats a total of 8 million). Then close freinds, making a list of the top 30-40, give each 10k. Then donate it to churches, food pantries, fire departments, pet shelters, not-for-profit organizations in the surrounding area, etc. until its gone.

Thats what i would like to do, but what i would probably end up doing is going to a casino and learning a lesson the hard way. LMAO
 
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by welfare wagon
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Well, not all chicks.
Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Good point.
Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Besides two chicks at the same time?
Well, yeah.
Nothing.
Nothing, huh?
I would relax... I would sit on my *** all day... I would do nothing.
Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do ****.
LMAO my buddy and I just killed a bottle of Jose and watched that movie like an hour ago. Classic, man.
 
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by welfare wagon
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Well, not all chicks.
Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Good point.
Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Besides two chicks at the same time?
Well, yeah.
Nothing.
Nothing, huh?
I would relax... I would sit on my *** all day... I would do nothing.
Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do ****.
Priceless "Office Space" humor...I have not laughed that hard in days LMFAO!
 
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 03:17 AM
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I would buy some magic beans...and a Unicorn pony for my daughter!
 
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by MROLDV8
I'd pay my debts, give my house and cars to my children, then my wife and I would disappear to a tropical island where bare-breasted native girls and froggy-bodied native boys would cook for us and make us drinks.

MR
You had me jazzed up with the bare-breasted girls...the "froggy-bodied native boys" made me loose wood...
 
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Shinesintx
You had me jazzed up with the bare-breasted girls...the "froggy-bodied native boys" made me loose wood...
Yea...well me too, but they'd have to do the heavy yard work and boat waxing...possibly at night so I wouldn't have to look at em. Fruit picking, outside window cleaning and getting rid of those ceiling cob webs would be done by the girls during the day.

MR
 
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 07:01 AM
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LOL at all everyone that says when they win million's of dollars the first thing they are going to go do is buy F-150 and a Mustang!

For me it simple... Pending the millions of amount

1st Stop: Ferrari dealership.
2nd Stop: Lambo Dealership.
3rd Stop: Realtor
4th Stop: New Yacht
5th Stop: Disperse some through family and friends
6th Stop: Shake Joint

Yeah something like that.
 
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 08:41 AM
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Well, I'd start off on a world tour. I'd follow the MotoGP racing schedule. I'd get to see the races and also visit a bunch of countries and see a lot of culture. After that, buy a nice house in the mountains, fill the garage with motorcycles and have fun.
 
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 09:15 AM
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I used to drive thru TX & LA about once a month, long boring azz drives & I'd see the billboards & get to thinking.

Yeah, after taking care (modestly) of friends & family; a healthy dose to the church; I'd set up a foundation (or two). One to provide money to the people/groups who are trying to make a difference & get dumped on by some POS criminals (Example 1: Local food pantry to the homeless got all the meat stolen in a break-in. Example 2: we just had two local cops executed by low-lifes. Both guys vets, married & left 8 orphans.) I would set it up to do the donations anonymously (or nearly), no big fanfare "hey look at me!" BS.

Maybe another foundation to help set up other non-profits to help where help is needed: seed money, financial advice, business advice, etc. There's a couple of ex-NFLers in the area who do a lot in the community, I'd give each of their foundations a boost.

I even have a name picked out.

Just my $0.02

Dave
 
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 10:27 AM
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Depends on how much I won! $300 million plus, not show up to work any more, get a house with a 10 car garage and fill half of it with old muscle cars, a Z06 Vette, and soup the hell out of my FX4. Then Id chill for about 15-20 years and then get a job as a door greeter at Wal-Mart.
 
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 12:53 PM
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Tithe.
 
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by MROLDV8
I'd pay my debts, give my house and cars to my children, then my wife and I would disappear to a tropical island where bare-breasted native girls and froggy-bodied native boys would cook for us and make us drinks.

MR
Hey buddy, long time no see.
How ya doing man?

Let's see...

If Habibi won the powerball...

1) I'd get a big hot tub, fill it full of bicches,
2) there would be many trips to the casino where a lot of dumping action would take place,
3) I'd hire a hit-man/broken leg specialist who would right a few wrongs,
4) I'd give half my winning to my ex-wife (see #1)
5) I'd probably mess around with drugs, lose all my cash and then find God when it was all over.

 
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 03:11 PM
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I also think I'll get Stealth to hook me up with some employee pricng for a fighter jet!!! That would be awesome. My own fighter jet.

 
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 03:17 PM
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Ok Ok, since everyone was asking how much you would win i'll just set it at the current california mega millions amount... $102 million
 
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 03:41 PM
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Lift my truck about 8 inches,bigger tires, gearing,exhaust, other goodies. Also i would buy a rmk 700 155 inch track
 
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