Medical distinction
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Medical distinction
Guts and ***** - The Medical Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts or *****. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:
GUTS -
Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
***** -
Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the ***** to say: 'You're next.'
Medically speaking, there is no difference. Both result in death.
We've all heard about people having guts or *****. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:
GUTS -
Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
***** -
Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the ***** to say: 'You're next.'
Medically speaking, there is no difference. Both result in death.
wow is all I have to say to the second one
