Heard any good acronyms like: chevy - car hardly ever vacates yard etc....
Take it easy on the Ford ones.

 

Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet

chevy

 

Fix It Again, Tony

 

The One You Ought To Avoid

 

Chevrolet: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Chevorlet: Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time

 

 

GMC - Grief, More Coming

 

GMC - Gotta' Mechanic Comin'
Pontiac - im not going to say it here
Ford - Found On Road Dead

 

one of my faves is-
Take
Off
Your
Oversize
Tires
A_________ (you put that word in)

 

B ig
U gly
I diotic
C aucasian
K lunker

 

Volvo= Very Odd looking vehicular object
Dodge= Drips oil drops grease everywhere
VW= Virtual Worthless
BMW= Broke my Wallet
Saturn= Same american trash under revevised name
Porsche= Proof of rich spoilded children having everything
Pontiac= Poor old Numbskull thinks its a cadillac

 

Hold
On
Not
Done
Accelerating - For bikes

Gods
Mechanical
Curse

Drips
Oil
Drops
Grease
Everywhere

Dies
On
Day
Garrentee
Ends

The last one isn't quite so funny now that they have the lifetime warrentee deal though.

 

Nice!

 

Move
Over
People
Are
Racing

Big
Ugly
Import
Car
Killer

First
On
Race
Day

 

GMC - Gay Mans Chevy