This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the UnitedStates.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican"
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese.
"The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America !" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says , "No, I am from Africa !" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!!

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.

 

Nice!

 

that is 100% funny as hell, but, the bad thing about it, is that one of them SOB is driving a better looking f150 than i am, and i'm paying for it. where's my snipper rifle at. this has got to stop.

 

Funny and sad all at the same time!

 

there is a very easy and effective way of getting rid of illegals, go apply for the jobs they are doing and try to last more then 2 days.......

so if you are jealous of an illegals truck, go get a job like his....

 

A job that pays cash, that way the illegials can benefit from everything Americans work for and provide nothing back to the country in exchange. They are leeches, taking anything they can until nothing is left. Thats why their countrys all suck so much

 

so, what are you trying to say. he has a better job than me. i have a good job. i make good money. i don't have to have welfare or anything. i'm just saying. it seems to me that your saying that your on of them.

 

nope im white and have lived in az my entire life. and im just saying the jobs that they do are jobs that americans dont want to do anymore, we have gotten lazy, our youth doesnt want to do hard labor they would rather work at burgerking. our economy is going to drop when we finally do get ahold of the illegals because there will be no one to do the hard labor.......my solution to illegals? is well make it easier for them to come here to work (work visas) or make it easier to become a citizen.

 

ok, i'm picking up what you're putting down. right now, i'm a machinist. i run a computerized machine for a steel fabricating company. we fab steel from anything from schools too oil refiniriers. my oldest son loves working with computers. i guess he's going to be like me. and he's only 7. he comes in my shop at the house and watch me do some welding and wants to learn. by the way, i do have my own buisness on the weekends. hope to start a full time buisness someday.

 

well im a machinist too, i have my own lathe and have been to a trade school for the lathe and mill but ran out of time (even though i was the fastest to ever go through thier program) before i got to the cnc, i did however design and run the cnc to make my hook deletes for my flareside bed, anyways i ran out of time because i was starting at ASU for mechanical engineering. im also certified in mig and tig welding. and again i too am trying to get a buisness going, right now im building a rat rod basically to show my skills and what i could offer(being that im trying to start building rat rods hence the az rat rod logo in my sig)

 

Funny but sadly so very true