It's shocking, I know.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...03/ngay103.xml

 

There's a suprise.

 

Hush you two! I'm a very good driver, thank-you very much.

And for all you smartasses out there, I'm a woman and not gay.

 

Prove it.

 

You keep saying that, but it is worthless without pics...

I can prove I am heterosexual male by saying I find this Dilbert comic extremely funny. I don't think a gay man nor a straight woman would laugh at this...

Now, I work 99% of the time out of my home and it really does not apply to me. I have friends that travel the majority of time for business. I always thought why would anybody want to be away from their families. Then I saw this ... hmmm

 

Damn!!! And here I stupidly thought my statement would fend off the smartasses.

 

ASIAN WOMEN ARE THE WORST DRIVERS!! An elderly asian woman can bring traffic in any city to it's knees!! I honestly think most asian drivers have no concept of others while driving. Their vehicle stops at them... watch how many times 4ft of their front end is out in traffic and they have no clue. They will pull out in front of you and have no idea they've done anything wrong. If they can get their whole car out in traffic it doesn't matter that someone is doing 65 mph when they pull out. It's a phenomena known as DWA... driving while asian.

 

And yet the insurance industry give them better rates than men. Go figure!!
Now if men were getting better rates because were better drivers they would scream from the roof tops equality and gender discrimination!!
Ya just cant win.

 

I've seen that happen too many times!

 

That's where the whole woman thing comes into play.

 

Now if a gay man and a woman are the worst drivers, What happens when you get a lesbian? 2 negatives make a positive right?

 

Seems around here that most lesbians would qualify as a man.

 

As long as we are pointing fingers at specific groups as bad drivers, I'd like to nominate Fat Black Women as the worst. They honestly drive like there is no-one else on the road but them. And when they start dancing while they drive.... LOOK OUT!

 

Ding ding ding. we have a winner. You are dead on with that man.

 

I always used to make jokes about the DWA phenomenom. December 2006 these jokes bit me in the *** when my girlfriend (pedestrian in a marked crosswalk) was run over and killed by an asian driver. He claims he didn't see her till she smashed through his windshield.
I notice that the majority of pedestrian that are run over appear to be run over by asians (judging by the last names of people charged).