Do you take a leak in the shower?
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From: Plano, TX
Originally Posted by Daveg99
I HATE when **** gets on the rim of the toilet. I am an extremely **** person when it comes to pissing out of or on my toilet!!!!
Ummm...helllooo, **** goes IN the toilet, not on the rim.
The rim needs to be very klean, just in case you need to...you know...pray to the "Porcelain gods".
Question: why are we making this the most-talked-about-thread-of-the-day?
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From: Jacksonville, FL
Well this seems to be the most appropriate (if there is such a thing) place to tell my drunken urinating stories, so here goes.
1. I was trashed at a friend's house one night. The next morning he tells me that in the middle of the night he heard water drizzling. He came out and I was sleepwalking and pissing all over his kitchen floor. I'm still not sure why he didn't beat the crap out of me. I have no recollection of this.
2. After roughly 18 shots of watermelon vodka I (am told) I leaned on a friend's neighbor's mailbox to take a **** and the 4x4 wood post holding it up snapped in half, sending myself and a trail of **** flying through the air. I'm not a small guy, but I still have trouble believing I snapped that post in half. Later that night I woke up in a puddle of the nastiest vomit I have ever seen. It was all over my (dry-clean only) feather mattress. My brilliant (read: drunk) *** thought it was a good idea to shove the entire thing into the washing machine. It didn't work. I have no recollection of that night either.
1. I was trashed at a friend's house one night. The next morning he tells me that in the middle of the night he heard water drizzling. He came out and I was sleepwalking and pissing all over his kitchen floor. I'm still not sure why he didn't beat the crap out of me. I have no recollection of this.
2. After roughly 18 shots of watermelon vodka I (am told) I leaned on a friend's neighbor's mailbox to take a **** and the 4x4 wood post holding it up snapped in half, sending myself and a trail of **** flying through the air. I'm not a small guy, but I still have trouble believing I snapped that post in half. Later that night I woke up in a puddle of the nastiest vomit I have ever seen. It was all over my (dry-clean only) feather mattress. My brilliant (read: drunk) *** thought it was a good idea to shove the entire thing into the washing machine. It didn't work. I have no recollection of that night either.
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From: San Antonio, Tx
Originally Posted by ian51279
You see what we put up with now that you're gone! 
Besides..........I don't pee in the shower.....I pee on the broad kneeling in the shower.
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ENOUGH, DAMN IT!
Let's get serious here.
Just pee in the shower.
If you don't Pee in the shower then start peeing in the shower.
Toilets manufactured before 1982 use 7 gallons of water per flush.
Toilets manufactured between 1982 and 1993 use 3.5 gallons per flush.
Toilets manufactered since 1994 use 1.6 gallons per flush.
Average of all toilets in use today is 2.5 gallons.
One Shower/Pee per day X 2.5 gallons x 120,000 f-150 members x 365 days = 109 million gallons of water per year
(Whether to flush after urinating is a completely different thread)
Let's get serious here.
Just pee in the shower.
If you don't Pee in the shower then start peeing in the shower.
Toilets manufactured before 1982 use 7 gallons of water per flush.
Toilets manufactured between 1982 and 1993 use 3.5 gallons per flush.
Toilets manufactered since 1994 use 1.6 gallons per flush.
Average of all toilets in use today is 2.5 gallons.
One Shower/Pee per day X 2.5 gallons x 120,000 f-150 members x 365 days = 109 million gallons of water per year
(Whether to flush after urinating is a completely different thread)